Don’t think of them as human. Think of them as Americans.

It’s like I’ve been screaming for over a year and no one listens.

They don’t have much choice.

Better than nothing.

Open source doesn’t mean it doesn’t have leaks or bugs

If you have specific reproducible bugs, let me know.

Not systemd

Courier Prime… bleh

Aww, what’s wrong with siding with Ukraine?

We just need organ pets. A dog that keeps your spare kidney alive. Harvesting it doesn’t kill it. You’ll take damn good care of that pet.

I feel like I’m pitching a Cronenberg movie.

It’s important to be really clear about how we hate Israel but not Jewish people.

They’ll be dead or sold by 2030. RIP DigitalOcean :(

She can stand up

Nothing will happen to him.

Yes. But then everything would die in committee and eventually become a new distro anyway.

Life in prison

My void those are small. Also, those are just gonna get flipped the moment they are sold. Expect $500k

And your city too. Gotta be sure.

You can fly in, but you can never leave.

What’s after Wayland?

So many ads

I love all the systemd hate haha