Drilling a hole in your desk doesn’t lead to cancer.

Fuck tankies. I’m happy with the current state of the site.

Hell, even the older Gen-Z grew up with analog cameras, VHS players, paper maps, and no computers.

I’m not sure people realize zoomers are almost 30, and millennials are nearing 50.

He was hanging with me that afternoon, there’s no way it could’ve been him

That’s exactly what someone with a $4,000 fur suit in their closet would say

Why does everyone forget Big Red One :(

I’m not an alcoholic, I’m just returning to monke

Just give her space and time to adjust to being around you. If she’s motivated by food, treats can help. Congrats!

Yeah, I’m by no means saying give up. It’s just this particular method of protest only works when your representatives actually care about you ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I wish you luck.

Sadly, I don’t think they care about your letters.

Fake boobs and inflated lips

I’m gonna be lighting off fireworks like it’s the 4th of July

The classic bacon, chicken, and ranch on a toasted bun

What, are you talking about the calculator, camera, and note apps that come installed on the phone? That’s not bloatware, that’s like basic functionality 😂

I dunno, dawg. I’ve been buying unlocked Samsung phones for like 10 years and I’m not sure what kind of bloatware or ads you’re talking about

That’s literally my point

The phones are absolutely not the same, you just have a shitty carrier that installed extra stuff on your phone

Someone named Mario has a chance to do something really, really funny

You really dont know why people say “eat the rich” and “boycott usa product” but have issues supporting an internationally recognized terrorist organization?

So what, as long as I support Palestine, I’m free to attack random ships without repercussions? Give me a fucking break.