brb, imagining I’m pressing the LB and RB bumpers over and over for the next five minutes

I like the idea of it (fun goofs) more than the reality of it (lazy lies)

I mean, you have Hexbear, who are huge jerks, posting about the Daily Wire layoffs, and they’re overjoyed. What an evil thing to do. What creeps, what jerks.

all my exes post on hexes

FBI : CIA ::

Getting a lot of Boss Baby vibes from this reality

$10.99 seems like an ok price for that meal in 2025

Gotta respect the random Bon Jovi “Whoa!” in there

I hear they’re into Sims 3 as well

grande iced coffee for Spartacus

hawk kazooah: nuts & bolts

Please feel free to ramble about Automata whenever. This is lovely analysis, and I think you are on the money in that last part

Hit em with the “anyway, here’s Wonderwall”

Never select a running mate named President. Too ambitious imo

: it’s moving to a subscription-based system

got his ass

I am as left as they come, I am as right as they come, I am as center as they come. As a New Yorker, I am as Muslim as they come, I am as Jewish as they come. I am as Black as they come, I am as gay as they come. I am as disabled as they come. I am as woman seeking to control her health and her choices as they come.

orange man big

I will simply refuse to acknowledge the time change next fall. I will show up to everything one hour early and leave one hour early. I will lead humanity by example

This dude blatantly cheating on a social work exam was the straw that broke the camel’s back