Thank you, I had completely forgotten about this video! You made my evening.

Touche about the pointed tines, I hadn’t noticed that.

Imagine needing a flared end to keep the utensil from slipping out of your hamfisted mitts. #1 all day

Every city should have this. Where I live there is a food bank garden 1/3 this size and it grows literal tons of food every summer. It just takes some knowledgeable employees and willing volunteers.

Real witches are into astronomy.

Space between paragraphs AND a first line indent? Disgusting.

I remember the first time I read that page. What a wild tale.

I believe these are for so-called “ant parties”. Popular with some youths

Tradition means giving votes to the most obscure of all classes — our ancestors. It is the democracy of the dead. Tradition refuses to submit to the small and arrogant oligarchy of those who merely happen to be walking around. – G.K. Chesterton

Marketing is just fancy lying.

Absolutely. There are a thousand text editors and even a 10 year old ThinkPad can handle simple text entry with ease. Encrypt the computer with a strong password and you can be confident your writing is only seen by you.

That’s where I thought it was going.

It’s got big Zoidberg energy

I find I complain less about cold weather than I do about hot weather… But I still like having the different seasons.

When you go swimming: blow your nose in the shower before entering the pool. That way you won’t accidentally have a booger hanging out while swimming.

I’d give it a try for free, on the right person.

Come on man… I’d accept an increase in taxes for a climate plan with teeth and a spine.

I was born on a Logsday, now people are telling me I don’t exist.

Well, your mum rang about you going around tomorrow night, and then Liz rang about the two of you eating out tonight, and then your mum rang back to see if I wanted to eat her out tonight…