At this very moment i’m drinking a cup of milk. Whole (somewhere between 3.4 - 6%), pasteurized.

Have you watched Major Grom? it’s based on Russian Bubble comics. Though Grom himself has no superpowers (kinds), but his villains have. And Bubble are planning to make more movies about more super-ish characters in the same universe.

For fuck’s sake our president started a war when we weren’t looking

Russians be like: wow that never happened and here we go again…