Oh man, someone start spreading fire ants as a cure for something. This administration would be all over it.

Is there a way to scramble this stuff?

Our brains are amazingly fast given the form factor and energy usage.

Dude the weather is political, bathrooms are political, you all don’t leave us much to work with.

Give you a URL to fill out a report online and then hang up.

Fuck you, I have people I care about.

Beefs it and dies

I got hit by a car recently crossing a street. I’d rather get hit by an escooter.

Can we just switch now and come back to pits?

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People with no accomplishments of their own tend to celebrate the success of their nation or race instead.

You think grocers will pass the savings on?

Check out Oregon. Bend, The Dalles, and Eugene are all nice if Portland isn’t your jam.

IWW is for all trades, even tech.

Taking the high road got us here.

Why not? All the work is already done, it’s trivial to push a campaign to a different platform.

No one was talking about sabotage

I moved over to Pop a couple days ago and couldn’t be happier. My games play faster and my printer is faster too for some reason.

I mean, if you’re going to die anyway, might as well take some assholes with you.

Giving you a warning doesn’t hurt you in any way, calm down.