This is why I only bring fruits. Durian is my favorite.

Thank you for the info.

I’m in the US. I see them in every multi stall bathroom. Where do you not see them?

I miss being able to let the phone go to voicemail and being able to answer messages whenever I feel like it. Now since we have our phone with us including the toilet, people can accuse us of ghosting after sending us a text message, message us on social media, use a messenger, or email us.

Sometimes I just need time to be left alone.

Wait… I got his emails saying he supports Gaza. Did he switch positions? I unsubscribed.

I know this came from 300 but

Homosexual attraction sometimes existed in the form of pederasty, which influenced ancient Greek and especially Spartan military practices.[17] This usually consisted in romantic relations and mentoring by adult men with male youths. Pederastic relations are thought to have played some role with Sparta’s overarching “contest-system” or the agoge, which aimed to shape male Spartans into soldiers.[18]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homosexuality_in_the_militaries_of_ancient_Greece

Even with their horrible education ranking you would think they would’ve noticed this.

Actually on second thought, they probably did this because of their shitty education.

Shut down the marketing boys!

Fizzgurt! has already been done.

I see what you are saying. I should use yogurt with carbonated water instead.

Thanks!

Racoon, and Thunder also have swipe features.

Hello. Umm… what is up with tables and that entire sub?

MAGA: “IT’S NOT A NAZI SYMBOL! IT’S THE SYMBOL FOR SPIRITUALITY AND GOOD LUCK AROUND THE WORLD!”

The term jerk came from this point in history.

“The guy that sold this copper to me was a jerking.”

This was mistranslated to:

“The guy that sold this copper to me was a jerk.”

Google fired a lot of people from the Android team. I guess they are just stealing ideas and claiming Gemini gave them the code.

She also did it all Church like. She knew she wasn’t in a concert listening to the Devil’s music.

I know that tone of “Let’s talk.”

Kid, if anything ever goes wrong that requires intelligence, you are now in a very short of list of kids to blame first.

Either way you got your message across.

Thank you. Joined.

Thanks! Joined.

I fostered a cat. When I gave him catnip, I saw his pupils expand and he started jumping around from furniture tp furniture.

I have fostered like 6 cats and volunteered at an animal shelter. I have never seen that reaction before.

We found the cat a good hone. The new pet parent sent us pictures. Cat seemed happy.

I’d join this meme date Lemmy community in an instance.