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Cake day: September 13th, 2026

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  • Ketchup, or catsup, which is the same word latinized differently, was a fish sauce from China.

    The western Europeans and American colonists used the recipe, and expanded it to things like mushrooms and many other ingredients. (for proof, look at the ketchup entry on wikipedia).

    Tomato ketchup (which is specified on your bottle still today) wasn’t invented until we realized that tomatoes weren’t poisonous despite their color, and their sweetness and tang totally rocked with the ketchup recipe.

    Now we use it to eat frenched fries, which aren’t French! In fact, they are Belgian, and are named because they used a cooking technique invented by the French called “frenching” which has evolved into deep frying.

    So, you are dipping your belgian potatoes into a chinese sauce that use a North American fruit as a base.

    And with this information, you shall father nations!













  • The “west” isn’t immoral. Anywhere in the world, you can find terrible people.

    Taking LSD isn’t immoral. In fact, I would go so far as to say it introduces morality.

    Corruption happens everywhere. The “bad trips” people have with LSD are:

    you realize how terrible the world is

    you realize how terrible you have been

    you realize that you have hidden personal traume

    Now, an experience relative, MDMA, is awesome! Not talking about rolls, kiddos, nor was I just talking about acid.

    MDMA is so damn wonderful that we are treating soldiers with it to recover from PTSD.

    Seriously, I felt like I was seeing the world as a child again.

    Of course, watch your doses. Serotonin shock is real and fatal, and at worst, will cause long term damage to the brain: a fate worse than death.

    But too much of a good thing can be fatal.

    I once said that you can overdose on anything, and the girl I was hanging out with said, “that’s not true! You can’t overdose on water!”

    I sardonically replied, “They call that drowning.”