Scramble some eggs plain and mix into rice and some canned corn. Butter + Sriracha + soy/tamari . We call it “bachelor stir-fry” and it’s especially good if you can get your paws on some sesame oil!

“skull” only has 3 letters

Definitely not gender-restricted. I think every guy I’ve ever dated has poked/shaken/bothered me awake just to ask in a loud whisper “pssst hey are you sleeping??” and when I’d say yes, I was sleeping, they’d be like “okay you should probably keep sleeping” or something like that.

One guy would find that I wasn’t in bed anymore (he snored) and then come to the couch, poke me to ask if I was sleeping on the couch, and then ultimately climb into the couch with me to then snore some more!

Looking back it is very endearing, but I’ve never considered hurting someone I love as much as I did in those instances.

Guac on toast!? Why, that devil’s dish bankrupted all millennials!

Hey, he said he’d lower taxes. You can’t tax $0!

I know it’s me just being a particular asshole, but I really don’t like the pronunciation data… it’s honestly tiresome, problematic, and outdated. It’s pronounced DATA.

Hi Lucy, I hope you are having a great day always!

This comment section is something else

I have the same question, as I will receive replies through text messages that are like this:

Me: hey! Are we still meeting today? Where would be good for you? I’m open from 10am until 6pm so just let me know when works best.

Them: I can still meet today

I get responses like this all the time, and I don’t feel like my initial text is too much.

OH GOD NEXT!!!

I bought a tabletop ice maker from Costco for $80 three years ago, and have never ever regretted it. It doesn’t pull a lot of power and works pretty fast.

The downside is cleaning it, it’s cheap so you can’t easily break it down and rebuild it, so you’ve got to get creative.

Edit: I see you said “nugget” now, (which I don’t exactly know what that means), but these ice pieces are not rock hard like refrigerator ice, fwiw.

Twenty minute whats?

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I agree. He is probably not an egg creature, and probably not a freak.

Well the opposite of eat would be barf, so, “horked the orange”?

Edit: a word

Elder Millennials calling in, too.

Same with “ur” vs “yr”

I’m taking a big risk after experiencing your last post, but… I actually really loved Prometheus. Alien is in my top 5 movies list, but I still enjoyed it.

I have slept with hands and feet uncovered for as long as I can remember. I have mild Reynaud’s though, and heating of extremities can be exceptionally uncomfortable and sometimes painful. I can’t sleep with socks.

I’ve found that some canned sweet corn and sesame oil will dress this up really nicely