Heresy!

I will recognize your power when you can do sticks of butter

Brewed a whole pitcher of black tea and it turned out really strong so now I’m scared I might get too much caffeine drinking it

e: Saved half to make ice tea tomorrow. I am wise.

Gon in 60 Seconds

258 million in 4 months means he will have saved over 3 billion Americans by the time this term is over!

Thank u sir for providing housing. Whatever rent you charge is fair by definition

I liked it and none of my fellow Free Thinkers have said that it’s bad, hence it can’t be woke.

I suspect that there exists a type of guy who seethes at 10% sales tax yet is fine with this

I based it from memory of this

Well, we can do action, gay romance and murder mystery - concurrent or consecutive. We can do gay romance and action without the murder mystery, we can do you murder mystery and gay romance without the action, but we can’t do action and murder mystery without the gay romance. They’re all gay romance, you see.

Is that what people want?

It’s what we do.

Folf? Wox?

I legit wonder what Trump would say if a journalist pressed him to comment on that one time when he himself had a nipples protruding moment

No.

He should have quit while ahead when he solved entropy by inventing the everlasting gobstoppers

maybe avoid the worst torture meat — at least sometimes.

Real “I’m against genocide on Tuesdays” energy

Especially in a game where the moral of the story pretty much is that life focused only on profit is miserable and you should chill sometimes

I could be wrong, but that’s how I interpreted it

Zelensky not attending personally and no Russians at all, I think

Reuters:

Those still attending the meeting included retired Lt. Gen. Keith Kellogg, Trump’s envoy for Ukraine and Russia.

Andrii Yermak, the head of Ukraine’s presidential office, said on X that a delegation including him, Foreign Minister Andrii Sybiha and Defense Minister Rustem Umerov had arrived in London for the talks despite the alterations.

I like to call it GDP-brain