He fits right in with the current administration. 🤦‍♂️

This man is the perfect DUI hire…

I was tempted to correct you (DEI), but you’re still correct with this acronym.

Here is the gold standard response for when someone compliments you:

Thank you.

If you want to get really fancy, try this:

Thank you! I appreciate the compliment.

(Added bonus: smile 😊)

It’s like new shoes; sure it’s a little uncomfortable at first, but once you get used to them, it will feel like second nature.

Thank you!

Thank you!

Thank you!

Here are the two ways I’m familiar with; the first being my preferred way:

Method 1

Method 2

A good time?

But god forbid drag queens sing and dance!

TIL stale beer attracts dick bugs.

And they say scientists don’t have a sense of humor.

😳

You are in for a treat friend.

No, no, no. Fingerprints.

i don’t think so…

I miss the comedy of the 90s.

I think deep down Sisko knew this, but didn’t really want to admit it out loud.

That was absolutely perfect!

Where are my Good Morning Vietnam fans?

Why not?! We’ve already decided corporations are people, and people are not people; this is just par for the fucking course.

Goddamnit.

I found a gym-quality elliptical on Craigslist a couple of years back, and if I walk/run at a pace between 50-60 rpm’s, I can walk about 2.5 miles in 30 minutes.

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