X is my everything app. X is my bank account. With X I’m not a weirdo who lives in his mom’s basement and never goes out. I am a genius crypto investor who’s ahead of the curve and living in the future. I command a super intelligent army that makes the sickest photoreal memes to stomp my libtard enemies and I have a perfect, subservient goth anime girlfriend by my side who never says no so she must really love me. I’m in line for an X.com neuralink so I can see my X.ai girlfriend without AR goggles.

Sure, I get the fears sometimes, but a little Ketamine takes the edge off for smooth sailing. 60% of the time it works everytime

Just how bad can sewer stink, right? I’m sure it’ll start smelling like roses any minute now

Anything else? Nah bro. It’s as much spyware as Google chat or Whatsapp… But Matrix, XMPP, mumble, etc are not spyware (sure, if your host is the CIA maybe, but with these software you can be your own host if you want. No spying guaranteed.)

Someone at work with much more political power, and much less knowledge of how dangerous surveillance capitalism is, insists on using it 'cause they use it all the time and it’s functional.

:(

…and Epstein <_<

Excellent. What needs to happen next?

[ ] War powers resolution

[ ] Impeachment proceedings

[ ] Defunding ICE

What else?

Let’s make a nice list so we can all call our sentaors and congressfilk and remind them why they we put them there

I always considered the plus at the end of LGBTQ+ to mean “and everyone else.”. Am I wrong?

I’m a strait and have never felt out of place at an LGBTQ+ event.

I have felt out of place at a couple of the gay bars my friends have taken me to… I didn’t feel rejected or anything and still enjoyed dancing the night away… I just wasn’t in search of anyone that was there. They were strictly G bars tho, not some pansexual playground like the LGBTQ+ places where I’ve had a blast and gotten lucky at the end of the night

I fear he might get off on knowing people want him dead. I know Trump does

100% this

This sounds fantastic! My lady bit of a prude and won’t be down with dis but Gonna try making pineapple-smoked stew and see how goes

Love how multiple artists were able to catch that alien-witch pinky just right

Nah, your balls are way too good for him

This is the guys who said he dreams of a future where intelligence is provided like a utility, right? …Like something we all have to pay him for

And by intelligence he means compute

He can kindly shove his opinions up his ass

I like to own my means of production and not depend on the whims of psychopaths for my livelihood

Kitty saying, “Yeah, gimmie some skin”

…and they’ll be right

The middle class was created by workers uniting and fighting their oppressors. It was not created by some overlords.

Unions were made by workers to help them organize strikes and formalize demands. When overlords tried to squash them the strikes turned to riots.

People died fighting for 8 hour days and weekends. Don’t erase history by making up some bullshit revisionist history that paints the morbidly-rich as being in control the whole time.

Warp 9 to the Flavor Nebula! I’ve got a good feeling about the planet Ribtonia 🔥

Tummy feel more better?

Engagement right here. Thank you Algo for giving my life meaning. A life not quantified is a life not lived