The buck stops with me.

I’m kidless- not bitchless. Big diff.

I don’t know, some cuts of human woked with spring onions and served with soy sauce and rice doesn’t sound too bad. I mean, I’ve eaten some pretty dodgy cuts of meat in my life, I can’t imagine human would taste much worse. There’s too many of us anyway, I wouldn’t mind feasting on human flesh every full moon or so. But only free range, none of that factory farm shit, I want them to have lived a normal life or else it’s just barbaric.

What? No, it’s the best moment to be alive, because it’s still better than what’s around the corner. Stay positive, it’s going to get a SHITFUCK LOT worse before you know it.

I was just trying to spread a positive outlook on things.

Alcoholism and masturbation.

One day…

I still wake up every day and cannot fathom that this is the reality we are living in. It’s a daily struggle.

We are getting to them, that’s for sure. It doesn’t do enough of a difference, but they sure as fuck know how despised they are, because it shows.

6% on RottenTomatoes.

If it bleeds, we can kill it.

I genuinely had this realization today, a few hours ago.

I was like… Shit just keeps getting worse, and worse, and worse, and fucking worse.

So in a couple of years, as shit as I feel about shit right now, I’m gonna look back at this moment all nostalgic like.

My belief is that it’s a bunch of scholars mocking the powers-that-were. Like, they were assigned their tasks, they had to do this boring shit, they had to copy this and that, but some bombastic ruler or whatnot was full of hot air and claiming to be God’s representative on Earth or whatever, just basically dumb Trump shit, and this was their way of calling bullshit. Like, yeah, we have to portray you as the second coming, but, well, we’re gonna do it with butts.

Very tentative of course, not dying on this hill. But likewise, I think the knights on snails thing is like, satire, clever people who knew that whichever prince or baron was promising to destroy the evil enemies of wherever-the-fuck was just spewing bullshit to garner support when in reality he was just prolonging it forever because he had neither the means nor intent to do any such thing- giving rise to these images of valiant knights that were simultaneously heroic and amazing in every way yet for some reason never actually accomplished shit.

Oh thank god.

Now, the knight in seat 3F is riding a snail. Please do something!

“Oh my god, this man is going to die! Is anyone here a doctor??”

“I’m a doctor!”

“He’s having a heart attack!”

“I’m a doctor of philosophy.”

“Oh my god he is going to die!!!”

“…We’re all going to die.”

You are absolutely right.

OI! D’pope? 'E a daft muppet innit!

The level of dumb necessary to state what’s said in OP’s meme is just staggering and emblematic of the right- misunderstand everything and boil it down to the most basic YES vs NO proposition possible, then blame everyone else for your own shortcomings.

It’s so fucking tiresome.

Galileo: “I think it’s actually the Earth that moves around the Sun.”

Papacy: “RAAAWR! U AR WRONG AND HEATHEN BURN ON PYRE EVIL MAN!”

Galileo: “Shit I can’t argue with that I take it back I guess.”

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The better educated you are, the more left leaning you tend to be:
https://www.pewresearch.org/politics/2016/04/26/a-wider-ideological-gap-between-more-and-less-educated-adults/

Conservatives tend to be dismissive of science and empirical evidence:
https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2016/07/160713172717.htm

Higher verbal IQ correlates with liberal attitudes:
https://www.psypost.org/verbal-iq-predicts-political-participation-and-liberal-attitudes-twice-as-strongly-as-performance-iq/

Whatever this dumb shit is, is a reaction to that. As usual, they project their own shortcomings on their enemies.

In any case, what it comes down to is basic empathy and morality. If you care for others, you tend to vote left. If you care for only yourself and your self-interests, you vote right. There is no debating that, it’s stated right there in the fucking ideology.