Nobody tell this guy about Operation Paperclip

But doctor, I am Pagliacci!

Yeah, but it took people a while to realize. He had good PR at first, but he managed to fuck that up with the submarine thing and it’s been downhill from there.

Funny thing is, 10 minutes sounds like hyperbole, but after they crossed the line that’s internationally recognized as the edge of space they only spent 3 minutes there before returning.

Maybe they’re just a pirate

To say nothing of his successful career as a moisture farmer.

You may not like the format, that’s fine, but I would like to point out it was used correctly in this meme.

Yeah, I applaud the effort of people trying to improve themselves, but saying something you don’t approve of doesn’t count as vegan just sounds like gatekeeping.

You kidding? I wouldn’t use that pole to touch a Grinch, let alone a TERF

Yes, we know.

Huh, didn’t know BMG has been around so long

Yeah, I’ve wondered what it’d be like if someone did one of those laugh track removal experiments, but re-edited to remove the quiet parts

“If you raise [the price of] the effing hot dog, I will kill you.”

–Costco founder Jim Sinegal to CEO Craig Jelinek

I second Chef John. He’s excellent at providing foolproof techniques for cooking.

But it’s specifically essential liberty for temporary security. We’re not talking about, say, giving up shooting rifles in the air for the safety of the surrounding area, we’re talking giving up, for example, basic privacy in return for making sure kids don’t accidentally see a tiddie.

Should be tagged NSFW (/s, just in case it wasn’t clear)

Oh! It’s a skirt.

Yeah at first that’s what I thought the headline was referring to

Zweihander = 10.7 tins of beans

Thank you for putting it into American units.

Unexpected item in the bagging area. Help is on the way.