oof ouch owie

I got stung in my armpit once… flew in right through my shirt

mutants everywhere are losing it

I said OOH GIRL

L for low key

coughs uncontrollably me tooooo

Choose your own deity kinda situation

bless you

We all know the strongest knot is created by leaving your wired earbuds in your pocket.

“can be”

Just the fact that they can is enough for me to avoid them. Ain’t showing up with a thermometer to see if they decide to fly today 😔

Dude, roaches can fly…

Fellas!

Next episode we talk about our eroding farmlands and needless urbanization.

Good thing I have all the voices in my head to keep me company

Get in front of the train so you don’t have to make a decision

Always has been

Yes

ripe…?

I can’t be bothered to walk down to the basement, so practically my server is also only accessible by SSH