It’s like the god dang avengers

You guys think turning this country into broad swaths of suburbs and 10 lane interstates was bad or something?

Metal spoon in the cafe that makes the drink? Nah we need a single use rod of plastic to make consumers feel like they’re getting a premium product. Fuck the environment

South Africa does not report on crime statistics broken down by race but a majority of the country’s farmers are white, while other people living on farms, such as workers, are mostly black.

Hmm. Interesting. I’m hoping this turns into the boy who cried slave revolution.

Mexico does nothing. Wins.

Ratburn from Arthur but an Illuminati

The modern Guinness drinker is a metropolitan living gentleman or lady who prefers hard liquor or mixed drinks but if they have to get a beer based on social dynamics sighs and orders a Guinness while lamenting it not tasting the same as their fall vacation to Cork. They’ll get 8 Guinness pints for $75 usd plus tips and drive up the count.

The country bumpkins and migrant workers split their vote for the various light beer and can’t afford to drink parties causing the win to go to the Irish favorite. At 4% abv and a mild but distinguished flavor it’s no surprise it can come out on top in a state dominated by its large metro population.

It’s like the FBI thought up asked Grok what the most likely assassination plot on trump would be and pilled a nazi to try it out.

In other news, be very careful what you say online.

The wacko Christian types want to classify any porn consumption as an addiction and a problem widespread in America. Yeah it happens but it’s hardly the most important issue for us.

I was a programmer at a mid size tech company and they hit our department hard with layoffs today. Like a third of the staff who actually did shit gone, some of the best programmers too. The truly wealthy can just take from those beneath them before harming themselves. Then double count by taking a profit on their shares because they “fixed the financials”

If movie mindset taught me anything it’s that it’s easier to teach hard working blue collar oilmen to be astronauts than it is to teach astronauts to be blue collar folks, so they’ll be fine.

Maybe I’m gay or some shit but I’m immune to the hot burger lady. WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER completely brainwashed me but this does nothing for me. Where the fuck even has Hardee’s/carls jr anyway? Feel like I only see them on road trips

Use code RIPSTEVE today!!

There goes my hero He’s ordinary

Flag with two naked men with subtle tactfully drawn chest hair

GAY

I worked in a McDonald’s that had a fryer for fries and everything else was fried in the back next to the grills.

The fries already aren’t vegan because they have natural beef flavoring derived from milk.

Trump seizes elons 400b doll hairs and distributes it to the people in a stimulus check

Chinese has the oldest cuisine and the best food culture and I worry about it bc the only export from the US that succeeded culturally and monetarily is the goddamn fried chicken and borger.

Let them cook!