It’d be fun for about a year, then I’d get bored of being in charge of people and try to ghost everyone

The second team you’re talking about isn’t Kansas, it’s Missouri

Less funny after someone unironically said that asking beanis to get posted in a dedicated comm is just as bad as queer erasure today

Bad things happening to the dumbest rich assholes alive, love to see it

The whole thing was in response to a request that beanis posting gets its own comm, so the beanis people can keep posting as much as they like. Not even asking to ban it or limit it.

The irony of this getting buried under petulant bean spam for asking that the bean spam get its own comm so the bean people can keep enjoying it

They’re called Mormons

Yeah saying beanis is a stupid bit is exactly the same as when my boomer parents erase my queerness

Holy shit what’s wrong with you

oh hell yeah!!

Are they sure the cracking was related? Tesla windshields just do that sometimes

It’s confirmed actually

Yeah I don’t even mind one post here or there but waking up to literally 50 is a lot. Looking at baked beans in bad places is starting to make me nauseous.

Yeah the literally-1984-newspeak created to dance around a litigious corporation’s trademark is really funny. “Game day” is another favorite of mine

I’ve got decent knife skills but when I realized im way more likely to cook (rather than let the food go bad) when half the prep is done before I get started, I allowed myself to get them sometimes.

Gotta remind myself that my ADHD is indeed a disability and I’m allowed to accommodate it every time I buy them still, but the precut stuff is way less likely to get forgotten and rot in my produce drawer.

Stupor stole stix

Lends credence to my “tried to make their username ‘libertarian’ but autocorrect took the wheel” theory

Arby Home For Christmas

First time I saw a gyros shop as a kid I thought they were advertising gyarados ngl

Man, I was trying to be diplomatic. Beanis is a really stupid bit.

Edit: didn’t even see that someone else posted about wanting the beanis spam to stop, but I can’t say I’m surprised

Saw “Sam Smith” and immediately thought of the Unholy singer, went “well that doesn’t sound like them…”