Reminds me of one of the best websites of all time:

Zombo.com

Edit: rip fucking zombocom I guess. Sad day

Hair and shoulders, or spooky jelly?

About the same as “let’s just start fresh!”

Apologies (and more importantly amends) are owed and paid because they are a debt on the debtor. I am not in turn owed a receipt for either. It hurts to not get an acknowledgent, but if I’m upset that I didn’t get one, I have to start this statement over.

Worth noting I am really bad at this. Been actively trying it for exactly ten years as of tomorrow come to think of it…

I have been on both sides, and I believe the only justification needed is in the heart of the individual. Another thing to consider is that narcissists often weaponize apologies to avoid consequences. Theirs become meaningless over time to those “closest” to them.

Wierd way to say “I’m resigning.”

Yeah, the old ways are gone it seems

I can hear the pants.

I had a prized pair of guacamole green courderoy chuck Taylors that I wore to their death. Those things were cool.

Thank you op for fixing the headline

Downvote clickbait titles folks

Brother, do you see yourself?

Morris got that dog in him man. Fighting like how Martins used to. The assist from his back was so scrappy and heads up. Love to see it.

Is the joke that bullies exist?

Comic fails to make a point, and is not funny. Cmon folks

Homey didn’t know about the towel yet.

Just stop doing it.

“Nah, I’ll wait” is a perfectly valid response.

In every 90s Round Table

And your compatriots confuse annoyance and poor taste with persecution, and are emboldened when folks tell them to fuck off. The system really is brilliant.