These opinion pieces really need to focus on more important messages. They ought to literally read:
“If you understand 1, 2, and 3, you use Arabic numerals. Who told you New York’s mayor was introducing ‘Arabic numerals’? They did this to scare you. They are trying to manipulate you. They think you are stupid, and that they can control you. Block them.”
Not exactly aimed at language keywords (although it is aimed at the language designers who decided abbreviations in keywords are acceptable):
I hate abbreviations in source code so fucking much. Reading is more of software engineering than writing. If you cannot be bothered to type a whole word because typing is hard for you, find a different job. Do not force others to engage in mental gymnastics to understand what the fuck a variable or function is supposed to mean.
Better to hoard data than refrigerators and car parts in your yard
Police don’t show up quickly enough to deal with a serious threat, so I have a firearm for home defense. Just one. Not into collecting, whether firearms or anything else.
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His head is so far up his own ass he can’t bear to consider admitting he was totally, absolutely, inconceiveably wrong.
You put the opener on the top, not the side of the can. 
Sadly true
Masked group committing local crimes? Pick em up every time. Sort it out at the jail. Maybe it turns out they get to go once the paperwork is done hours later.
Chilling effects can work both ways; it would be nice to see them doing good for once.
They’re not “federal officials”, they’re just people in the state. State laws apply to people in the state. 🤷
You’re welcome to review the published peer-reviewed information on this topic: https://www.nature.com/articles/s41526-022-00244-1
Lunar regolith is razor sharp asbestos.
You think the Palantir CEO has a soul? You gaze into that orb once and it’s game over
Arc raiders? Third person extraction shooter…if you’re an adult, just play Tarkov. SPT is a thing too.
Just ordered one, hell yeah can’t wait to poop through it
They want to make sure they get out first, and you’re left holding the bag.
“Run ChatGPT - Free AND Faster”
That’s what the post title should be. And it should give users a one-click cross-platform setup to do it including iOS and Android. And the result should actually be comparable.
Like, I am not fucking with you. If OP really believes in what they’re posting, this is the messaging required here and everywhere else to make good on the goal.
End users care about cost, convenience, and quality. Deliver all three, and wrap your messaging around it.
If actually delivering this is not possible, then there’s your answer to why end users pick remote third party paid solutions, and OP should delete this post.