That’s like a cigarette brand marketing themselves as the most cancer-causing.

How does this not turn his entire nation on him when the message is literally a loud and clear “this could be you and you’d have zero recourse”

People turning to escapism because the world is shit?

FUCK THAT LET’S MAKE IT WORSE THEN.

This is my kind of monetization.

Feels way better than getting features pulled and put behind an increasingly higher paywall.

Yeah I seem to remember quite a few “oh so that’s what that wire does” situations that unfolded already.

DOGE Plan […] is Wildly Dangerous

FTFY

Ah, so that’s what Elon is “freeing up” budget for

Warms my heart to see all the ‘new account’ badges in this thread.

Catch me firing up Mumble again

I’m all for lawyers using AI, but that’s because I’m also all for them getting punished for every single incorrect thing they bring forward if they do not verify.

Only thing I outperform my age bracket in

YouTube 10 years ago: we’re becoming as straight-edged as possible to keep advertisers around

Twitter now: Fuck you (wait we needed you)

Every Google Drive action I do now is shifted over 20% for ✨

voted for Trump hoping he would bring peace to the Middle East

what

My biggest complaint with Lemmy is that we came for solace from Reddit/Twitter, and yet they’re all anyone posts about here.

Oh god oh no I used my last click now I can’t select a plan

One of those games I intended to check out for a couple hours, but have spent way longer than I’m willing to admit chilling and chatting while in between things.

I was waiting for the part of the article where something tragic happened to the kid to warrant the mom’s jailing.

Not… him just going for a completely normal walk…

Trump describing Elon’s rockets like he was a toddler on Christmas had me crawling in my skin

And yet I still have Facebook friends posting about how “all the states Kamala won are the ones that don’t require photo ID…”