Three cool dudes looking for other cool dudes who wanna hang out in their party mansion. Nothing sexual. Fitness encouraged. If you’re fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things. Again, nothing sexual.

Not Olivia Wilde.

Thanks, I hate it.

Those are nightmare teeth.

In case you don’t recognize her, that’s Malena Morgan. There’s a lot out there of her.

Wonderful double entendre.

I struggle to see how wearing a collar is any worse than vanilla folks wearing a wedding ring in public. And I say this as someone who’s pretty vanilla. It’s a symbol of a relationship, how is that hurting or even involving others?