The magic school bus will bust her out ez pz. The state is about to learn why you don’t fuck with the Frizz.

I said he should be fired, and nothing else. You are putting words in my mouth and clearly arguing in bad faith. Feel free to take the last word if it makes you feel better, there’s no point in continuing to talk to you.

Don’t mix criticisms of how someone does their job with encouraging death threats. He is the head writer. If the writing has gotten worse, it’s his responsibility.

It was a joke, Emil, I’m sorry I hurt your feelings.

Skyrim is the same way. I really hope they adopt combat similar to Mordhau or Chivalry for ES6, but that seems about as likely as them firing Emil Pagliarulo to bring the writing standard back up.

Also, the characters still look vaguely horrifying, just in a more crisp but less charming way than they used to.

I haven’t played the remaster, but the old Oblivion leveling system was exceedingly hard to do efficiently unless you planned in advance. It very much needed a rework, although skyrim dumbed it down way too much, in my opinion.

Basically, among all the skills, like destruction magic, blade, sneak, you pick 7 (I think it’s 7) major skills. Those get a boost at the beginning. When you raise your various major skills 10 times, you level up. When you level up, you get to raise three attributes, like strength, speed, or intelligence. You get bonuses to how much you can raise an attribute per level, with 1 being the minimum and 5 being the max. The bonuses are determined by what skills you raised during the last level. For example, the sneak skill is tied to the agility attribute, so raising your sneak skill gets you a bigger agility bonus on leveling up. So, to optimize it, you’d have to raise your major skills exactly 10 times (so none of them go to waste) and fill out the bonuses by raising minor skills, which don’t count towards a level up, to get the ideal spread of +5 to 3 attributes per level.

The main problem with it in Oblivion was that the enemies grow stronger as you level up, and since a lot of people didn’t understand the leveling system, they’d wind up with horribly underpowered characters in the late game. Some people deliberately remained at level 1 to keep the enemies easy.

So in this version, since they ain’t kin, they decide to just be friends?

It’s not him trolling us, it’s his dementia trolling us. Or maybe his plain old stupidity. Honestly it’s hard to tell at this point.

I wanted a milkshake, this is clearly a milkspin. Make it again or I’ll be speaking to your manager.

I guess Trump merch is exempted from the tariffs?

Employee salaries make up like 5% of the federal budget

I would think there are very, very few interviews where the interviewee doesn’t verbally thank them both at the beginning and end of the interview. Needing more than that is just narcissism.

I respect preferred pronouns and am strongly in favor of reforming/replacing capitalism, but preferring boneless wings is a step too far.

I’m actually glad China has been so tough on us. I’m pretty tired of world leaders letting that moron claim victory and save face so we can more smoothly go back to normal. The more he’s humiliated, the less likely anyone will try to campaign on this kind of stupidity in the future.

Kudos to Christopher Hitchens, who voluntarily tried it and immediately said it wouldn’t work for interrogations (changing his position) because he would have said literally anything to make it stop.

The grey wizard goes by many names, most of them silly.

“You see, Victorian inventor, in the future, your invention will be used for someone to hide their body while exposing their unmentionables.”

“I don’t see the problem, that’s what I intended it for”

Hate to rain on anyone’s parade but any email not ending in .gov probably goes straight to spam.

William Papadin. Anyway, as long as I’m looking up his channel to share it, here’s my other favorite video of his.

So the woman can’t see if the salesman is diddling himself while leering hungrily at her exposed ankle?