“…and that poets name? Thomas Crapper.”

“Wait is this a…what day is this?”

🎤 “…and you’re a spineless lib-ur-al” 🎶

Consumption tax is such a shitty deal for folks who spend most of their money just getting by.

TBH it’s the best way to make it competitive since you might slip and crack your skull open

The ruling, which is limited to the Southern District of Texas, prohibited the administration from using the wartime law because the president’s claims about a Venezuelan gang do not add up to an “invasion.”

Also of note, the judge was a Trump appointee

Is the length of a river relevant when swimming across it?

I’d start with gardening, fishing, road tripping, camping, hiking, but I think that might eventually not be stimulating enough. I’d probably pickup a hobby that would enable artistic expression. Maybe pottery, or stained glass?

I’m coming to learn Lemmings will be the first to fold under the slightest bit of pressure

Doin’ Don’s work for him…

Last time I saw one of those and the only time I can recall having one used on my own card was during a power outage at a restaurant circa 2000 on a roadtrip.

It seemed like a relic even at the time.

He doesn’t seem like the type that would give the administration what they want but it’s hard to advise someone to fight when they’re the ones that may have to endure the consequences.

The 800 was the better machine but god damn the 400 is so sexy 🥵

The idea of writing anything on its awful membrane keyboard is inconceivable though 😅

Atari 400 ✋

Came out better than I expected based on how crowded the pan was…

So then based on the EOs own wording this is a nothing berder

willfully and unlawfully direct the obstruction of criminal law, including by directly and unlawfully prohibiting law enforcement officers from carrying out duties necessary for public safety and law enforcement

Is that what sanctuary cities do? I was under the impression they just refused to cooperate with federal law enforcement. I didn’t think they interfered

Instant coffee
Malt extract
Peanut four
Cinnamon

Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth added a member of Elon Musk’s Department of Government Efficiency to his circle of close advisers along with several members of the press, his ex wife, and his new puppy

FTFY (probably)

Please tell me you have not been cleaning the toilet with my Q-tip