Yes

laughs in Nix and NixOS

chicken jockey!! (kaboom)

because you didnt take the king yet

I think they mean “staring into space” as in “staring into the distance during class”

fork tierlist

S| 2
A| 3
B|
C| 4
D|
E| 1
F| 5

although, a non-metal handle would be better

how do i unread?

Power off, since my computers boots pretty quickly.

first: it looks like it’s been drawn by a skilled artist using microsoft paint.

second: the elements in the image have a clear purpose together, like the the comedic juxtaposition of a semi-realistic “anime”-like dude and a silly duck.

third: the image tells a story, there’s a photo of someone in the lemonade stand, who is that person? is it someone the lemonade stand guy knows, perhaps a loved one? likely another character from The Duck Song. there’s also very little money in the payment box thing, showing that this guy doesn’t get many customers.

AI can’t get those kinds of story-based details right, specially not in image form, and specially not when it’s about a series of YouTube videos about a duck, a man, and a lemonade stand.

yes, that is clearly not AI

xkcd - Ten Thousand

this image has broken a rule that i didn’t know existed. i have never once thought of the possibility of placing a glass of water on the floor. that was literally impossible for me to think about before i saw this post. the only way i could’ve associated a glass of water and the floor was broken glass and a bunch of spilled water.

this has opened my mind. could i, perhaps, place a glass of orange juice on the floor? the possibilities are endless.

btm ftw

Also, people younger than the legal age for driving are unable to get around safely and independently if they live somewhere car-dependent. I know this from personal experience (although where I live car dependency is not the only problem of course)

vine boom (YouTube)

better call saul guitar riff (YouTube)

When I have my AC on (usually on the hottest summer days), I set it to 19°C (66.2°F) so it’s not too cold.

1. rats or mice (not sure which one is correct in english) - my father sealed the pipe they were coming from. not that serious (there weren’t many rats) but it was pretty scary.

2. termites - replaced the old wooden door with another door. my house isn’t made of wood so it wasn’t very serious, but it was annoying.

3. wasps - thousands of them all bunched up in one spot in the garage, dealt with using smoke and fire. they hadn’t made a nest yet as they’d appeared suddenly.

There’s… there’s a tax on taxes??

The Season 1 intro song counts from 1 to 100

why did i immediately think of parkour civilization when reading the words “beef” and “chicken”…

in parkour civilization, no one jumps for the beef