Yes. They missed the part where they specifically and repeatedly said they were going to do this. Because American voters evidently have the cognitive skills of a fucking sea sponge.

Happy that the Trump presidency could at least contribute one positive outcome.

One of the new bosses would have been exponentially worse for you.

Reject modernity. Return to W O O D.

Bullpupperest AUG.

Hot brass bukkake is the price you have to pay.

I don’t hate it.

You’re allowed to fire one up if you manage to beat back the creeping ride of fascism for a while.

You’ve put a tourniquet on the wound. You won’t bleed to death. Now you have to face the grim work of amputating the infected limb.

Use this time to marginalize conservative influence in any way you can. Obstruct every single thing they attempt to do. Keep attacking and never stop. Drive them into the margins of society where they belong. Do not give them a single inch (or centimeter, if you will.)

What is happening in the US should serve as a cautionary tale of what happens when the disease that is conservative culture goes unchecked. You have the advantage. Go on the attack and don’t stop until they stay down.

Sometimes you just need to be told that you bought an over-hyped shitbox from a manufacturer with a known history of quality control issues. You didn’t get a lemon, dude. That dumb fucking thing is functioning exactly as expected.

Drywall seems closest to a viking weapon.

A solid majority of the 2nd amendment crowd will immediately ask what they can do to lick the boot harder. Those motherfuckers love jackbooted authoritarianism as long as it’s aimed at the right minorities.

I grew up in these toxic conservative cultures. It became very clear to me at a young age that there was something deeply wrong with them. I’ve heard exactly what they talk about when they only think that the people in their fucked up tribes are listening.

These aren’t potential allies to reach out to. They are enemies to overcome.

Any democratic candidate preaching “forgiveness and healing” needs to be primaried. We need representatives who are willing to absolutely curb-stomp the fuck out a party that is effectively an occupying enemy force.

These are not people to “reach out” to. They are enemies to overcome.

What in the actual fuck did they think was going to happen? He spent his entire campaign specifically saying he was going to do this.

Way ahead of you there.

A good portion of the 2A fetishists in this country love jackbooted authoritarianism as long as it’s aimed at the correct demographic.

They love the fantasy of being a plucky revolutionary, but in reality they are the ones helping the boot come down.

I try to be a Miguel, but I know deep down I’m a day by day Bongus.

Even if the boarding directors fired Musk and did everything they could to disentangle his diseased legacy from the company, Teslas would still be overpriced shitboxes with serious quality control issues.

You have a Frank Miller era Batman in your house.