bigbologna [she/her]

They’re just going to kill him

If you dislike something bad you’re actually the same as hypothetical bad person who dislikes the bad thing for not being worse.

Shoppers Face Fees of Between Zero and Infinity Dollars

love to use a hypothetical threat of colonialism to justify actively ongoing colonialism

when the Hot Evil Lady is actually ideologically evil and not just a scowling woman in a dark outfit

you claim food is expensive, yet a fourth of you drove for an hour once

Is it bad this was the first character I could think of

I don’t think they intended him to be a collaborator, but it’s funny how they got so brainwormed they accidentally implied it

The comics establish Heavy’s dad was a counterrevolutionary, except because of the game’s timeframe they have to also establish he was a “counterrevolutionary” in 1941

Sharia law under the Coach Z midwestern caliphate

Phrasing the last tweet as to be on a first name basis with Hillary Clinton is a perfect garnish

There is a full 100% chance that every person he’s debated with is just another interchangeable identical 4channer doing a bad caricature of what they think a left-wing person is to start an argument and piss people off

(they won’t, he was a traitor insurrectionist)

God that takes me back to when I was an idiot liberal in like 2017 and I thought calling Trump a traitor to America was the biggest own

i can’t take this anymore

I haven’t played a lot of really newer games so maybe things have changed, but in my experience playersexual romance options end up feeling like a straight person with a straight romance that’s been genericized so any gender can be subbed in. Maybe the ideal would be having the dialogue and the way things play out depend on the player’s gender? Although at that point I guess that crosses over into making all romance options explicitly bi/pan.

overwatch has been giving male characters negative ass size since day one but one woman gets flatter and suddenly western civilization is falling

This reminds me of when I found an old post on a forum about people’s dreams of someone asking what it meant that they had a dream where they’re a girl. Then several years later she made a post like “hi i’m a girl now lol”

aw man I can’t believe I slept through his death