My CSI handwavium zoom/enhance tool didn’t come with an eraser, unfortunately.

Sonofabitch, guess we’re going to war with Iran.

Breaking news: Pope Francis is still dead.

I’ve seen enough Star Trek to know how you deal with a red-shirt.

That’s like arresting a live grenade and leaving the pin behind. Better hold on tight or start putting some distance between yourself and the whole situation.

Or the best if you’re seeing it from the perspective of the drone operator.

If they keep trying, you didn’t hit them hard enough.

Should have run the responses by the staff member nobody likes to play against on board game night.

Yes, unless you ask a fucking idiot.

I certainly don’t recommend following the link to his obituary from the article and reading the entries in the traitor’s tribute book.

Example of some of those entries:

Edit: Somebody noticed.

Just have to zoom out a little, nothing to it.

I think I know the answer to this one. Hope his parents are proud of their dead moron.

No tank you.

It’s one of those weird cases where the opposite of nothing is still nothing.

From the stickied post:

No social media. This includes Substack and Medium blogposts.

(Emphasis added)

That’s cute. Happy LARPing.

Do they make thimbles that small?

Don’t worry, that’s almost certainly not how it plays out. Don’s not allowed to pleasure himself in his master’s presence.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_God,_Help_Me_to_Survive_This_Deadly_Love

That is how numbers work, yes.