You can’t keep letting him in Harry.

I thought obiwamn was not brave enough for politics.

Current Regime: have more children. Also current regime: deports kids and whole families.

I feel like it starts with Xitter and ends with Nazism and Pederastry. Also the guy has a pronoun in ()…

YOU MADE OUT WITH YOUR SISTER!

I for one can’t wait till AI can make video that digital forensics can’t distinguish between it and real video…

I heard it was the couch fucker that leaked it as he was feeling jealous of musk and alcoholic news anchor getting more attention.

Hold on I have an idea for a foreign national detector.There’s not many scientists left in the current U.S. administration…

This is even funnier if you believe the conspiracy theory that fallen angels (evil ones) are posing as aliens.

I’m going to be Ernest with you, I was telling you not to look at my black hole.

Cthulu descended and traded my polyester suit for some sweet dope ass suit that can morph and protect me against such silly things like hope…

And boys is how your mother found me at the gang bang.

To be fair, the tootsie pops used were all created by a SCP and were near indestructible.

Instructions unclear, stole Nancy Pelosi’s desk.

Let’s make it, only when the movie starts playing it’s The Matrix.

Its still five ho… Oh shit closing time in 15 minutes…

They won’t. A private equity group will buy them up to consolidated land.

I’ve seen that movie where’s the one eyed one fanged snake?

Fucking raw means having sex with no condom…

Risky click of the day. Worth it.