The robot dogs police are starting to use has a two big red buttons, one on the face and one on the ass. Just jam your finger or pointer end of your rifle and it returns to station or shuts down.

In unrelated news, North Korea has exhausted its entire supply of ping pong balls.

This may come to shock you but not everyone has the same experiences as you.

Didn’t Apple brick ipods if they had pirated audio files?

Didn’t Microsoft push a few updates that BSOD Windows OS if you weren’t setup for their OneDrive cloud?

Doesnt seem very made up.

Mine too! I’m enjoying your media server right now.

/s

For a brief time in the Seattle area you could actually run from cops and they couldn’t do shit besides go the speed limit and watch you drive off.

Those days are over now and cops are finally enforcing other laws… weird how that works.

I’ve been permabanned on several occasions and just mess with my vpn with a new account and boom everything is fine.

Power tripping mods will just permaban willy nilly so I will reciprocate by fucking with them and teasing them about how I’ve been banned before and how they are absolutely powerless in the grand scale of things.

I recently had a good experience with one of these where I was able to schedule an appointment for a contractor. They actually repeated my info back to me to make sure it was correct and I understood it.

So many times receptionists are either hard to understand or make a fuck up on some simple task.

My backup camera has little lines that show where I am backing up and change as I turn. So that combined with the 360 camera I will know exactly how I will fit in a parking spot. Also makes getting out faster since im usually an early bird to places.

Maybe it was the jewish lazor defense system that twitter had as a top result for over 24hrs before the hospital explosion.

Holy shit. You and I must be living the same life because it has literally been the same experience.

Its exhausting to a point.

Its easier to just walk through security and pretend to be a TSA agent.

Homicides went up in WA state. Interesting, I thought they had the strongest gun control measures in the nation.

we should all just love one another

Where have I heard this before?

You say pro-Israel but I was literally permabanned from a couple of subs for asking for a source other than Hamas. Then when someone insulted me I made a joke about them taking sides. Apparently it was a mod who reported me to the admins as harassing a mod. Boom account is permanently banned from reddit for breaking their rules… again.

I do love how many times I can just make another account when I piss them all off.

Paramount is foaming at the mouth.

Shoulda been busy fapping. Big Brother stops watching you as soon as they realize you are just jerkin it to freaky stuff like ‘Treasonous Blowjobs’ and ‘How do I defect my hard on?’

Is it a coincidence that when Elon Musk makes a douche move, more of the satellites are lost?

To think… there will be children soon asking “Who is Lady Gaga?”

I love when they start talking about non-sports topics and typically throw in a fake fact, misnomer, stereotypes, misconceptions.

My favorite being “Oh, I heard airplanes cant take off when its too hot because the wheels will melt on the runway.”