The original quote is “I do not control the speed at which lobsters die”. I’m loathe to link to Reddit, but you can find more similar memes here (and in that entire subreddit).

See also: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/i-do-not-control-the-speed-at-which-lobsters-die

Correct. The party with the most seats in parliament forms the government. However, for a bill to pass through parliament and become law, more than 50% of the MPs in the house have to approve it. If the government party has fewer than half the seats in the house, they have a more difficult time passing legislation because they need to work with other parties to get the required votes. That’s what we call a minority government, and it’s what we had last term. If we get a majority government, the leading party can pass whatever laws they want, because MPs generally vote with their party.

Pretty close, but you skipped some nouns and you have too many "not"s in your sentence. The correct translation is “no, that is the time for learning German. Then you can shitpost in two languages”. Zeit is the word for time, and Sprachen means languages.

I’ve only got my A2 in German so I might also make mistakes with this, but yeah, that seems like proper German to me.

In German, the verb in a sentence fragment always goes in position 2. However, if a fragment contains two verbs (usually when you use the past perfect or when you use a modal verb, in my limited experience) then the second verb goes at the very end. So, technically, OP should have swapped “kannst” and “du”, because kannst is a modal verb and thus needs to go in position 2, but the rest is good.

I also feel like “Zeit für Deutsch lernen” might sound better if it was combined into a massive noun like Deutschlernzeit, but I might be stretching too far with that. The original version is perfectly understandable.

For the friend who enjoys BG3, you can play Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous pretty much entirely with the mouse. The base game is 90% off on steam right now too.

Pathfinder has a massive learning curve compared to DnD 5e though, but that just means you can get an extra 50 hours of entertainment out of the game before you start the story, just by figuring out all the options when creating your character lol

Edit: whoops, seems like the steam spring sale just ended. The game is still absolutely worth it at full price though

That graph is wrong though. It should say distance -> is it a long distance? -> yes -> hours (at least if you’re driving)

I’ve always used this version, since the verb is commonly used in modern English unlike buffalo:

Police police police Police police police Police police.

That expands to “the police from Police, Poland will police the police from Police, Poland, who in turn also police the police from Police, Poland” or something like that.

I have a friend who walks with a cane, and she’s always complaining about how she can’t open doors if she’s walking around with a drink in her hand. I’ve been wanting to learn OpenSCAD, so I’m killing two birds with one stone and working on 3D modelling a cupholder which attaches to her cane as a surprise gift. It’s been a fun challenge; you use a way different thought process when it comes to openscad than you do working with traditional cad software.

Next step is learning to hydro dip it after I finish 3D printing it.

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I spent a couple bucks on one of the Mr Clean ones this time, just cause they were on the shelf at the superstore across the street from my apartment. Now that I know they work I’ll definitely get the cheap ones though

Hi, appreciate what you’re doing here!

I wouldn’t say no to any of these games (listed in order of preference):

• Kerbal Space Program
• Hollow Knight
• Jackbox Party Pack 4

These are all pretty popular, so no worries if someone else already took all of those.

Vielen Dank für die nette Wörter und den Rat!

Danke für deine netten Wörter! Das war sehr hilfreich.

Während wir über Aussprachen sprechen, wie würde ein Deutschsprecher das Wort “Teenager” aussprechen? Würde man es aussprechen, wie es auf Englisch gesprochen wird (/tineɪd͡ʒəɹ/, in meinem Akzent)? Oder würde man die deutschen Ausspracheregeln befolgen (vielleicht /teːnagɐ/)? Ich weiß, dass ich es googeln kann, aber ich denke, es ist besser, wenn möglich, ein Deutschsprecher zu fragen.

(Falls du das IPA nicht kennst, kannst du http://ipa-reader.xyz/ nutzen)

(Bitte sag mir, falls meine Kommentar Fehler hat. Ich lerne Deutsch und habe die Kommentar ohne Übersetzer geschrieben.)

Als ich ein Teenager war, habe ich ein lustige Playstation Username zu machen versucht. Meine Freunde haben das Wort “moist” gehasst, also wollte ich es in meinem neuen Username nutzen. Ich habe gedacht, wie ich meine Freunde meinen Username noch mehr hassen machen kann, und habe das Wort “grandpa” erinnert. Ich habe “moist” und “grandpa” kombiniert, und meinen Username war geboren. Ich konnte nicht lachen stoppen, als meine Freunde haben zum ersten Mal mein Name gesehen und zurückgeschreckt sind. Seitdem nutze ich er für alle meine Konten.

Meine Freunde spielen online mit mir nicht mehr. Ich wundere warum?

X equals negative B

Plus or minus the square root

Of B squared minus 4AC

All over 2A

Sang to the tune of pop goes the weasel.

I haven’t done pre-calc in like 10 years, but this song still lives rent free in my head.

Explosions and fire?

Thanks for the tip. Unfortunately the ones you linked aren’t actually the same product as mine - those are hard candies and they don’t seem to have yogurt in them. The tip about google shopping is still valid though. I’ll have a look later.

Nope, they were regular gummy candy but with yogurt mixed in to the molten candy mixture before it set (I think). They were kinda similar to the white stuff on the bottom of the blue whale gummy candies but not quite.

On that note, I also remember yogurt coated skittles were a thing and they were also very good, but I think those were also discontinued. Those are probably more like what you’re thinking of.

When I was a super young kid, I remember going to the store occasionally, where my mom would rarely buy me these yogurt gummy candies as a treat. I absolutely loved them, they were delicious. However, they were discontinued or something like 20 years ago. There isn’t much I wouldn’t do to get more of them. I’d even make them myself if I could find a recipe.

I think the brand name was Campinos. IIRC they were mostly a hard candy brand, but those soft candies were a million times better than any other candy I could have had as a kid.

Edit: I just googled them since they were on my mind. It seems like they’re out of stock everywhere but here’s a product listing https://www.walmart.ca/en/ip/campino-yogourt-gummies-120g/10192347

Jeans of missing out