Be the kind of friend/parent/mentor, etc. that you would like to have.

He’s onto something…we could rename the vaccines and market them to the idiots under the new name. Surely it won’t be a problem since they do so much of their own research on the topic.

“Where are my testicles, Summer?”

Seriously though, there are so many ways conversations with animals could go wrong. Factory farming. Fur farms. Neutering, spaying and declawing. Eyestalk ablation. Medical and cosmetics testing. Bullfighting. Selective breeding and artificial insemination.

Chili flakes, garlic powder, cumin & coriander combo, turmeric are my top spices.

Crazytel

voip.ms - I think they offer Australian numbers as well, but not sure.

Assuming you are Australian, you can also check with your phone provider to see if they offer VOIP plans or allow WiFi calling from your own number.

Uncle Sam, right?

/s

The ninth wind comes from within.

Ahaha forgive me for assuming your vice, friend. This is the internet, after all. I assume horniness is the default.

If you’re determined, you can kill two birds with one stone…

I believe the term you are looking for is “horny”.

Or as Dr. Freud would call it, and oral fixation.

Meanwhile, pedestrian symbols in Russia, Belarus, and Ukraine resemble the scene from Signs when the alien makes its first appearance.

Incorrect, the real Gs are sent to make rap music :D

How did they get here? And where is the rest of his body?

Blowing yourself up in Montana is going to take out more cattle than people.

Buns and patties would have to come in two different sizes for wide and regular burgers, and it’s probably more economical for restaurants to make them all in one standard size.

It used to be a fun event when the contestants didn’t take themselves too seriously. Lately it seems like it’s gotten even more politicized with worse entries. I might watch highlights if I read something interesting happened.

Ok, but who prepares three different temperature bowls of porridge and then just fucks off out of the house?

My thoughts exactly, haha! I miss that fever dream of a show.

Never forget what shrinkflation did to the mullet: only the rat tail is fighting for the right to paaaartyyyyy :(

1 in winter. 19 in summer if I am alone. 7 in summer if other people are around.

There is a third option…ARRRR