So this is related to a family court case, and it sounds like this guy has earned it. He’s repeatedly failed to turn over documents, and has ignored multiple orders to appear before the court in person, instead showing up via Zoom with a new excuse each time. Sound’s like he’s just another rich guy playing games and wasting time.

Lunchables was engineered to appeal to kids’ desire for autonomy and to ease mothers’ guilt, using the same consumer psychology approach Philip Morris developed for cigarettes.

I loved lunchables. FUCK!

This guy clearly hasn’t finished reading all of ‘Childhood’s End’ yet.

Yeah, there’s no case. So despite the lack of a public explanation there’s not much of a mystery to this news.

If they had evidence to justify all these murders they would be parading it all over Fox News and CBS 24/7. But they aren’t because there isn’t any.

And now it’s here.

Yeah, The Onion has always had section on their site where the headline is the entire joke. This is one of those times where I wish they fleshed it out into a full article.

Oh please don’t give them any ideas. These dumb motherfuckers would have a hissy-fit over the schoolyard rhyme “circle circle, dot dot, now I got my cootie shot.” For being vaccine propaganda.

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Whoa, the resemblance is stronger than I thought it’d be.

Remember when every moron in the country was insisting that Trump would press the magic “make everything cheap” button on day one? Lol idiots.

I loved the book and have been looking forward to this movie ever since it was announced, and it didn’t disappoint. Project Hail Mary is probably going to end up being the best movie I’ll see this year unless Spielberg’s upcoming ‘Disclosure Day’ somehow manages to recapture the magic of ‘Close Encounters of the Third Kind’ (1977). Which, I don’t think is likely.

Time to bust out a classic:

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The “President of peace” sure does start a bunch of fucking wars, huh?

I wish David E. Kelley would revisit his Boston universe one more time before he gets too old to work anymore. It’s approaching 20 years since the last of the shows, Boston Legal, ended its run. That makes me feel both incredibly old and quite sad.

“I don’t care about the midterms, look what happened last night,” Trump said, an apparent reference to the triumph of Ken Paxton, whom he had endorsed, over the sitting Republican senator John Cornyn in the Texas Republican Senate primary.

I mean, he probably should care a bit. Internal GOP estimates suggest they think it’s going to cost them $250mil now just to hold one seat in Texas, which really shouldn’t be necessary spending, given Texas voter’s 40-year record of buffoonery. And it’s all because Trump had to be a petty little bitch and endorse a criminal AG for Senate, because he thinks Cornyn isn’t “MAGA enough” despite voting Trump’s way 99.2% of the time. A record which makes him more loyal than Ted Cruz, by the way.