Yes he did. I bet he’s fun as hell to hang out with too.

Do you know how to do drywall mud? If so you can float it down to the crown and texture/paint it. This will work up to maybe 3/4". More than that, get some 1/4" drywall and use it as filler first. If not, and you can do running trim, re-run the crown. If the gap is not much bigger than ~3/8" you can just caulk it.

I feel like at this point of the movie, both of their anuses become sentient and try to devour the other.

As an atheist baby-eater, sign me up. I could have a lovely dinner party for $5K on Hallowen every year and not have to find a main course.

Your doorbell camera is a state informant.

OK, we’re out of bullets. Let’s call it a draw?

Cool by me if ice goes to Rikers. Just take away their guns and toss 'em in.

I’m going to assume yours is a typo, but here’s the text-

“nor shall any person be subject for the same offense to be twice put in jeopardy of life or limb; nor shall be compelled in any criminal case to be a witness against himself, nor be deprived of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law;”.

In related news, the sky is blue, the rocks are hard, and rain is wet.

Well, it’s not directly about Picard.

Jesus is up on the cross, dying slowly. He sees Peter nearby, weeping. “Peter, my friend, come close. I have something tell you…” “Peter, come closer, i am weak and I must say this to you…” “Peter, my beloved friend and follower, the time is close for me to leave and you must hear this, come to me and hear my words…” “Peter, i can see your house from up here”.

Yeah, tell me what bar is doing the watch patty and I’ll pay the cover if you get the first round.

There’s a waiter at my IHOP that “knows” I like hashbrowns with my omelet and never gives me a chance to change it up to pancakes.

Wow, you’re almost as old as my mom.

Your social security number is your account balance. How much do you have?

Damn. I almost like the vampire teeth.

And i think we know about as much as we need to about Human Conner.

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Yup. All the time. There’s a road I drive several times a week that turns left. No intersection, it just makes a 90deg turn. I use it there out of habbit.

This isn’t true at all. He’d be shipped to El Salvador for being brown first.