I thought that at first too, but the rest of the articles on that site are all so serious and lib-brained that I came back around to thinking it’s genuine.

We use Grok to scrape each user’s comments and come up with new posts made in their voice.

Shout out to this person who unironically thinks that JD Vance assassinated the pope.

True. Would’ve been funnier if the pope killed JD Vance

JD Vance killed the pope 😔

Most destructive administration in modern history and the Democrats just beat the record for talking.

Doing it without even having any actual bill to stop is like going to the basketball court on a day off and dancing around in front of the net when the other team isn’t there, and then claiming you played great defence. And then losing to the other team when you actually play.

They can’t just sell powerful medicine over the counter

I go in and delete videos from my watch history that I don’t want included in my algorithm - I read that’s how it works and apparently it does because I don’t get any annoying shit after doing it

God literally pulling McConnell down the stairs multiple times and failing to kill him 😠

I’m gonna cut my sandwich diagonal and NONE of you can FUCKING stop me

A dictatorship of the prolietariat is all well and good until a well spoken wolf in the finest wool takes the reigns

As opposed to WHAT, and WHEN???

Fuckin dumbfuck. “What if there was a bad guy in your socialism? Checkmate atheists”

My favorite part is when he finally gets naturalized and says “Wow, I guess now I’m really Citizen Kane.”

This is like the meme where someone says “there is a concept in Japan called ‘japanese characters’ which in English, translates to ‘being polite’”

Lincoln project flavor hacks, i.e. idealogically available for whoever gives them money/favor

Right next to Harry Potter / Marvel Good-and-Evil Liberalism

Is that the book? You got your copy already?

I have flu-induced vertigo, which makes it almost impossible to do anything physically active. I’ve already used up too many sick days so I have to go to work tomorrow. It’s not busy this time of year. My boss wants to send people home early when it’s not busy because he can’t do math, so he just looks at the security cameras all day and if he sees people standing around (even where they’re supposed to be) he thinks he’s losing money.

So, I have to force myself to go to my job and pretend to work and feel like shit the entire time, all while my boss doesn’t want me there.

Would be funny to literally show up in a black suit with sunglasses and an ear piece and be like, “oh yeah, I arranged the event. Have fun!”

The owls…

are not what they seeeeeem.

^ most honest hospital administrator