Yeah, was just coming to say the name checks out, but you beat me to it. Hard time imagining a more iconic name for an idiot from Texas.

Several open source “pipe”-based apps all have no such issue.

or AND

FTFY

Cock-a-doodle-doo, any {rooster} will do.

See?!? It’s all a matter of perspective.

“People” would be at the top of my list.

Better still, how does taking off in a hot air balloon while you’re still in another one work?

“Depends. For those times when you’re too high to make it to the bathroom.”

(For the non-aware, “Depends” are an American brand of adult diapers.)

Right. 🙄🤡

Youngster. Bet you’ve never even seen an 8" floppy IRL. And don’t get me started on tape or punch cards…

With all the data retention and logging requirements being imposed by various governments, your “joke” might not be so far off.

They’re needed just to hold the massive encryption key, I’m assuming.

At the current rate of development, every city will have its own space heater data center, so with all that computational power available to just any maligned local city government dignitary, you’re right to be concerned.

bite byte

FTFY.

Seriously? Have you never run into a right-winger?

Preferably DC as I couldn’t give a shit less what happens to Mar-a-Largo once the Orange Muppet is disposed of.

Are you a virgin because you’re chicken? It’s okay - most everybody’s nervous their first time…

save hoard

FTFY

“Don’t stick your dick in crazy!”

It was a joke, buy apparently that wasn’t as obvious as I thought.

Well, that explains it - you’re either a lawyer, and/or mentally a five year-old (likely both) with side-stepping non-responses like that. If you want to be treated like an adult, act like one and justify your comment instead of just hiding behind a technicality while ignoring the elephant in the room.