“getting head from c-3po I call that golden dome”

Must be a pretty new one

I’m sure Maple Syrup Starmer will be as popular, compassionate and successful as Mushy Peas Starmer

Such a great game to just hang out in

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It would check out, there are rumours that we’ll scrap our hate speech laws purely to appease JD Vance. Not to say this shithole country isn’t already murderously bigoted against trans people and the neurodivergent though.

For better or for worse seeing beer (or cider) in a big plastic bottle immediately takes me back to the goblin park drinking days of my youth

Most disturbingly both of them seem to have cock shame smh

Only upside to the 21st century is I’m yet to be forced into a peasant levy and made to fight the Welsh although we’ll see what happens when Reform gets in and the water wars start I guess

Not economically viable in the UK here, I expect Wes Streeting will have me reduced to nutrient paste by 2030

I think about this way more often than I should.

Also blew my mind when the guy who did it collaborated with Conner O’Malley

Probably not the ACP because they’re incredibly LaRouchepilled but I guarantee we’ll get pro British Empire patsocs in the UK talking about how the nationalisation of the British East India Company in 1858 was AES or some nonsense

Canned sardines and drinking always remind me a barfly at a dive bar I used to frequent, it didn’t sell food at the time so tended to be pretty lax with people bringing in their own and this elderly anti zionist Jewish union man (worked on the trains) would bring in a couple of tins with crackers and mustard or hot sauce as a beer snack, stank the place out in all honesty but when you’re that based you get a pass. Council tore the place down and the whole area is gentrified to shit now, very bitter about it. Still think about him when I crack open a can, haha.

Keir Starmer fires unemployed people out of trebuchets in the vague direction of incoming missiles

Noted valuable member of society Asmonfilth

‘Fountains of Pee’

Love their song “Stacy’s Mom”

Olivia d’Aglio

RIP Keir Starmer’s Winston Churchill LARP, February 2025 - April 2025

(Obviously a good thing though)

All my apes Stalins are gone

9/11 ruining Star Trek: Enterprise Brexit making Patrick Stewart make Star Trek: Picard