I can guarantee that somewhere out there is an anti-woke winery for elite operators that sells the most disgusting red blend outside of a space bag.

It’s zero wine hundred hours somewhere

Nah man, joven sounds like oven

I’m gonna become a monk and start a podcast called Chapo Trappist Abbey.

Because of the proscription on unnecessary speech we will release an hour of silence every week.

I am going to become the Balatro

I am always typing the beer i drink into google. Its the main thing about me.

Mii? I don’t get it

oh that’s easy, they just lived in dinosaur houses

So no mr birchum season 2?

Imagine getting plugs just to do this to your hair

Okay dumb question maybe, but is there any possibility we could pool together to try to get it back in the auction?

This is how r/cth can still win

Oh wow i never considered (hackneyed sci fi premise).

okay but did he say the parentheses?

I assume matt groening hasn’t actually drawn anything in years

lion eyes lionize lion lies

Elon is so smart that he plays the game in Chinese to give himself an extra challenge!

i’ve been saying this shit for years, is a fake gamer girl

Iirc finno ugric languages aren’t actually that closely related to turkic ones

“I’m a centrist” or “I’m a moderate.”

In trans star trek, they have to go back in time to rescue blahaj from the past to communicate with an alien probe