Yes, this level of control over how the populace thinks is a step along the path toward turning human beings into livestock. I’m not fond of it.

Yeah, I want to feel that bone in my mouth. Put that bone inside me, chicken. Let me suck the meat from your bone.

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Oh, that makes much more sense!

Thanks, I was looking everywhere for some kind of link between a tree being in poor health and expressing caulifloric tendencies, was coming up with nothing. But I swore I saw a post like this one a few days ago so I was going mental trying to find a source that supports what’s going on here.

Cauliflory

Selfawarewolves

Reminds me of this clip.

Archaeologists:

She should swallow a hydrogen cyanide capsule that only dissolves if triggered by the detection of radioactive decay.

Who knows what will happen to the cat?

Well, it gets confusing when your mom is a famous stock photo hand model.

Oh, I’ve got zero history of diagnosis or treatment for anything. But it’s become very apparent I definitely have multiple things lol. I just don’t really see doctors and that will someday be a problem.

So many people I know have been diagnosed and are on treatments though, and the fact that we’ve already gotten to the stage of disappearing protected classes despite court orders is troubling as hell to put it mildly. I want to believe we can still stop this before the worst happens, but securing a stable life elsewhere is frankly not a bad idea.

💯

Here’s hoping nerodivergents can band together and rise in the shadows to create systems that are far better than what society currently offers, and outcompete to such a degree that the corporations atrophy and die.

Have I finally flaked out enough that it’s actually helped me?

Interesting vibes running through this. I have to say, it’s a lot more eerie than the sequel.

We’re gonna need a cuter boat.

Sorry, I know we were meant to deport a bunch of immigrants to a concentration camp for the crime of having brown skin today, but it turns out I’ve been ripped by the news media. Yeah, unfortunately, I won’t be able to commit hate crimes with you anymore.

It’s like when you live next to a McDonald’s and your first thought for dinner is McDonald’s. Everyone knows it’s a bad option but it’s also the most obvious choice.

The apocalypse is not a bad thing in his mind, it’s a planned thing.

So, it turns out JRR Tolkien was just Tolkien out his Rs.

I only know of one Weird Al, but in my mind, this is a job creation opportunity. There could be a whole new industry built around taking regular Als and turning them weird.

The spice must flow (into my mouth)