Dimethyl carbonate boils at 90° so the battery could pop

When I was in school lunch was a nickel

who’s

it’s a render at least 3 years old

https://social.furry.nz/@Juniper/106436977473529876

https://youtu.be/1JaNTyYuguI

They were in the red for years. Would be cool to see losses in the billions.

Ubisoft isn’t ready for the masses yet. Linux works just fine

He was the raddest pope ever. They say his coffin practically glows

Should just ship it with the battery disconnected

I want to know more. Does this only work for donuts with 1 hole? Odd numbers of holes?

American slop technology

Hey Siri how do I convert from inches to circumstance

In German we call that EinabsolutesKnallerbeispielfüreinenSatzdermehrBindestrichebraucht.

I can’t stand how Twitter puts replies above the original

Right before Windows 10 loses security updates too, what a coincidence. Wonder what the Russians are working on…

I hit it with Google Lens. Seems like it doesn’t like green on blue text but it’s mostly right

dad’s friend, li call him Bob, is dring a ng out in the middle of bumfuck nowhere oregon

has to make the delivery by the following morning so he decides to just drive through the night

it’s like ane in the morning, no one else is out on the roads

Phaant seen another car in probably a hundred miles

he is literally in the middle of nowhere

suddenly the whole entire sky lights up

matantly like daylight

Bob fuckin slams on the breaks, has no idea what the hell is going on

everything stays lit up for a good solid ten seconds, he can see everything

whatever’s happening, it’s not lightning, it doesn’t stop or flicker at all

Bob hunkers down, anticipating imminent nuclear devastation

suddenly sky goes dark again

no sound, no blast waw

he sits there in the middle of the road waiting for almost five minutes, then decides to keep going

figures it was a meteor or something

goes about two miles up the road and sees a car with its flashers on stopped in the middle of the road

stops a good distance away from t

there’s not enough room to go around it

front end of the car is crumpled the it hit something

Bob figures they probably hit a deer that got spooked whenever the meteor went over and ran into the road

the gets out of the cab and goes to see if the driver is okay

diver is sitting on the ground by the diver side door

has his knees up and is testing his head on his ams

Hey buddy you okay? Bob calis

he stops about ten feet away for seemingly no reason

something about the whole siiation feels weed

Bob is one of those guys that always listens to his gut so he stays put

God my head is killing me." The guy says, but he doesnt lift his head up so it’s muffled

Did you hit a deer? Bob asks

she’s getting more and more uneasy

somethings wrong

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but he still can’t figure out what exactly it is

the guy says he think he might have hurt his head, asks Bob to please help him

Blob takes a step forward but his natincts are going apeshit

he looks at everything again

that’s when he notices it

the fucking car is all wrong

it looks like what someone thinks a car looks like

it has all the right pieces but there’s nothing extra, if that makes sense

Blob says it looked like a cheap hot wheels knock-off, it just looked wonky and wrong

he looks around at the back of the car and realizes that not only is there no license plate, there’s not even a trunk

it’s just one solid piece of material with taillights put in it

there’s no manufacturer or model names

Bob knows cars, and this thing is nothing he’s ever seen before.

from where he’s standing, he can see there’s no tailpipe or even hubcaps

t’s just the shape of a car

he starts to back up and the guy asks him for help again

Bob tells him he can’t help him and that he’ll call a tow truck when he gets to the next town

the guy ifta his head and looks at Bob

tells him he thinks he might have a concussion

something is really really wrong with the guys face but again it takes a second for Bob to figure it out

The next part is exactly how Bob described it

everything on the mans face was where it should have been, in their normal positions

The looked totally normal

except for the fact that his eyes and mouth wers on upside down

Bob goes apeshit and sprints back to his nig

climbs in, locks the door just in time for the man to slam into the door behind him

how the fuck did he get there so fast

he knocks on the glass and smiles at Bob but because his mouth is upside down it looks like he’s screaming

telis Bob to open the door so he can come in

Bob fucking floors it

doesn’t care if the hits the guy or not

Phis trick easily pushes the “car” out of the way

whatever it is, it’s light and it makes no sound when he hits it

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Unfortunately it’s an anticlimactic ending.

Bob got where he was going fine, with no other problems. My dad knows the story, but I don’t think he believes it.

But Bob tells it to everyone he meets, so he obviously does

He’s absolutely adamant about the guy being an alien

Years later I heard about the Thatcher Effect and nearly had a fucking heart attack when I saw it

I showed one of the pictures to Bob and he wouldn’t even look at it

He says it’s exactly what the guy looked like.

pic very much related

The majority of physics is done with very high precision. This is especially true for fundamental values that apply to everything. For example know the mass of an electron with an error of 0.3 parts per billion. I think this discrepancy is evidence of a significant hole in cosmology theory.

their names are cringe

Boy Kisser is already on there

You would get heavy metal poisoning, same as if you ate a chunk of lead

I am a scientist and it pisses me off that the independent variable is on the y axis