You forgot to switch accounts while having a conversation with yourself, comrade.

He’s a fucking monster, but giving the middle finger to dress codes is the only objectively cool thing he does.

If I get a TLV flight in my roster I can’t not go to work because Israel is commiting genocide in Palestine.

Sure you can! Just walk out. You can leave! If it sucks, hit da bricks!!

Yep. Support genocide or quit seems like an easy question to answer.

elpaso is in Norway tho

Maybe they meant the cool Republicans?

angelheaded hipsters burning for the ancient heavenly connection to the starry dynamo in the machinery of night

I am making fart noises with my mouth right now.

o no

Wrong. Lye fish is objectively great.

That’s some real Gord made food.

megalomania

That Skyrim prequel that just came out is gonna ruin their chances.

I am being a weenie. :P

Source?

getting head from c-3po I call that golden dome

Alternate explanation:

It’s “meetings that should have been an email”, clickbait edition.

“Why does nobody want US meat?” Growth hormones and inhumane livestock practices. There you go. That’s the whole video.

Whatever noodle is 5 for a dollar at the Dollar Store.

If you mix the fake beef and fake chicken flavors together—and add a little soy sauce and chili oil—they’re almost as good as the real deal!

I am da giant rat who makes all of da rules. You will submit.