TheVelvetGentleman [he/him]

Well at least he didn’t slam her.

It’s a decent enough game with a lot of nostalgia attached to it. It looks nice, and it’s free. What’s not to get?

Why does the amount of chips change in every picture? I know why, I’m just posting this because I need validation from strangers.

We’re all going to mod in massive hogs for either body type so what’s it matter?

You can afford it. Everything is free if you steal it. Take back your common inheritance.

Pinning a post is one of the worst ways to draw attention to it on hexbear.

Yes, they look fly as hell in their little costumes, but can we all just collectively admit that nobody gives a shit? I don’t even think most catholics care who the pope is. What’s he going to do, rewrite the Bible? I actually don’t know; I know next to nothing about modern catholicism.

no, wait

Even if you’re cool with animals being killed for meat, surely you don’t condone animal abuse. The chicken was crushed to death because people thought it would be funny.

Do you think we could make this a roundtable shitting on America tour? Maybe have a rotating panel of speakers?

Me, acting smug when I know I can’t afford one anyway.

They already have, dude. I use GPS and check the weather every day.

Comrade, I don’t know if I should tell you this, but she got whacked too.

Yeah, Musk is an idiot. But if you haven’t been keeping up with spaceflight news, you might not be aware of just how many test rockets explode nowadays. It’s kind of a thing, probably because they can afford to let it happen. And just like I groan every time I hear my boomer coworkers joking about the latest Chinese rocket to explode, I groan whenever I hear the same thing from my leftist comrades about a different rocket. It’s okay to harbor hate in your heart, I do it too. But don’t let it carry you.

I’d encourage anyone who’s actually interested to subscribe to Scott Manley on YouTube. He does a pretty good job of catching you up with everything that’s going on spaceflight related.

I hate Elon, too. But I also know that he has very little to do with SpaceX, because he’s not a rocket scientist. I’m not a rocket scientist either, but I do know that the starship was designed for heavy payloads with refueling in mind, not for fuel efficiency. It’s not a mistake or bad design. It’s probably not good design either, but they seem to be coming along just fine from my untrained eye.

Starting to?

Uhh, someone clearly hasn’t read the Bible. There weren’t any dolphins building the tower of Babel, sweaty.

Speak for yourself, Bloomberg. I would very much enjoy China spanking our naughty little butts in a trade war.

Hear me out, they take Assassin’s Creed and change everything about it, including the name. What if it’s now about earning your way up through the ranks of the royal navy in the 1740s? And every ship over 8 guns in the historical record is accurately simulated because it’s mostly text based. You move a little sprite around the vast oceans dealing with improperly packed provisions and drunken sailors. You have to careen your ship on the coast of Isla Mujeres for repairs. It takes years to get get back to your family in England and it’s weeks before you leave again. I would play the hell out of that game. What were we talking about?

Shhhh. Don’t spread jumble.top around. Do you want jumble.top taken away from us?