For anyone who’s only here for the click bait headline, here’s the seven words:

The Democratic Party in Florida is dead.

Apparently when Japan asked what exactly the US wanted out of a trade deal, they couldn’t get a straight answer.

What a loser.

Nah, they’ll just find some way to blame Biden.

You could blame couchfucker for the Pope’s death?

I mean, Rupert Murdoch started FOX News specifically to prevent another Watergate, so mission accomplished.

Judiciary has never had the power to actually compel compliance, because none of the enforcement agencies are under their purview.

I hate that I’m supporting Modi’s government on anything, but I guess it was inevitable in this case. Tariffman doesn’t have bros, only potential suckers he’s currently buttering up, and people whose dicks he wants to choke on, and Modi’s dick is just too brown for his tastes.

Did anyone really expect differently?

The Bobs don’t see any consequences, though, and they’re the ones to actually say the line.

Really makes me almost wish that we could keep his head in a Futurama jar. Then put it on a shelf where the only thing he can do is watch a 24/7 stream of documentaries about his legacy being all the ways he fucked the world.

Platypi don’t!

“Retard”, probably.

What, like some sort of communism? That’s crazy talk.

Be cheaper to source things from in house. Tariffs, y’know.

4 months is honestly pretty quick for legal proceedings. Meanwhile, we had 4 fucking years to prosecute Tariffman, with goddamn jack to show for it.

B-but muh egg prices! Also, something something okay with the economy crashing if it owns the libs.

Do you really need to ask? Afrikaner nepo-baby is shadow president.

Aww, little Afrikaner nepo-baby’s pwecious fee-fees hurt? It’s almost like being right-wing also means you’re a special little snowflake who can dish it but can’t take it.

Is this the mythical welfare queen I’ve been warned about my whole life?