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An invincible wolf man, who is like a wolf in every regard save for the fact that he can fly.

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Joined 2 years ago
Cake day: June 12th, 2023
  • Stalinwolf@lemmy.catoCanada@lemmy.ca•Love to see it
    7·
    17 hours ago

    My hope is that the CCP* splits and/or reforms into a more moderate and respectable party, so that at least it won’t be fucking armageddon in the event that they win a future election. But if I know conservatives worldwide, they won’t learn shit.

    (Edit: CCP, not UCP)

  • Stalinwolf@lemmy.catoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•I'm jealous
    18·
    18 hours ago

    As a child I used to be borderline obsessed with the misters and the overall smell and vibe of the produce sections. Always told my mom I wanted to work in one. Thirty years later, purely by circumstance, I manage one for a living. It’s not quite what I dreamed of, given that stores in 2025 are no longer poorly lit nor smell like mothballs and old air conditioning/refrigerant, but I still enjoy my career.

  • Stalinwolf@lemmy.catoMemes@sopuli.xyz•Relatable
    12·
    2 days ago

    I sustained a stress fracture of the fifth metatarsal completely at random last year. No trauma, no accidents, nothing. Went on a five-day drive and returned to go to work. A week later my foot started hurting really bad. I kept working on it and eventually saw a doctor. Misdiagnosed as plantar fasciitis, and continued to work on it with insoles. After a while I had to get an air boot. Before long it was x-rayed and turned out to be a stress fracture with no apparent origin.

    The six month healing process was absolute fucking garbage and I would never do it again. Having nearly two months off of work was nice enough, but I couldn’t do much other than lay around elevating my foot. If I tried to get in my computer the pain in my foot would increase tenfold. Crutches to get around anywhere. Showered by laying spread eagle on the floor of the tub, blasting out my asshole with the shower head. Mornings were excruciating as the blood rushed to the fracture site and caused my foot to swell up big and purple. Genuinely the worst injury I’ve ever had to heal from. I never thought it would get better. I truly thought this was the new normal. You’d think a small stress fracture would be minor. Still hurts here and there but I’m about seven months out and doing a lot better than before.

    Have to assume I’m just getting old, I guess.

  • Stalinwolf@lemmy.catoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•NotepadEnglish
    6·
    6 days ago

    I never really thought about just how personal Notepad is for me. Even the Notes app on my phone. I wouldn’t want anyone to look through any of it. I write some embarrassing shit. Pointless backstories for my video game protagonists when they don’t already have one. Drafts for important upcoming conversations. You name it. Get the fuck out of my space. Fortunately I’m still using Notepad++, but I’m sure Microsoft will slide its dick into that too, eventually.

  • Stalinwolf@lemmy.catoStardew Valley@lemm.ee•Meet Stardew Valley Characters
    15·
    7 days ago

    I’ve always thought it interesting how Portrait Leah vs Sprite Leah are entirely different people. Sprite Leah is a chill, lanky Gravity Falls type chick who probably crushes beers beneath the bridge, while Portrait Leah is like a lovely Dutch barmaid who probably collects nesting dolls. I dig both, though. Can’t go wrong with Leah, boys.