What the fuck does this even mean, and do they even know?

Sorry, David Perdue for Ambassador to China

The parasitic hell everyone lived through back then I’ll gladly take today.

Stim Boost + Light medic armor makes your a nimble little tank for short bursts.

I wondered how Netflix could fuck their production timelines up so much that there’s 4 years between season one and two releasing and then I remembered it’s by the chucklefucks who botched Game of Thrones.

Good thing this isn’t a country that came about because a bunch of rich white dudes got tired of being taxed and started a revolution.

I never really see them in use anymore.

I still have a note a friend snuck into my wallet at the end of high school. I was 18, 18 years ago.

I mean Bezos has pretty much turned the Washington Post into his own sock puppet. People just aren’t as up in arms about it because he’s not behaving like an outright Nazi.

I find it’s easier to regulate heat from the bottom zipper most of the time. Also if you have any belted gear or just need to grab something in your pockets it’s easier than a full unzip. Or if you’re a guy and you’re taking a piss.

Or you can grab the corners, wrap them up over your elbows and pretend you can fly.

Their official stance has long been Elon is Tesla. Fuck them.

Liter is French for give me some fucking Cola.

Hone your craft though. Tolkien spent those years actively making himself a better writer and building a world.

Two of his friends who he said were better writers than him didn’t make it through the war.

Cheap drone about to take out more expensive drone.

Thank God Patrick Swayze isn’t alive to see this.

Weird, I just watched Nealon talking about this exact point with Conan.

Play this

In light of the Dalai’s earlier pronouncement that his successor would be female, the administration has promised him immortality.

Myrtle was still about that too