Farmers: “All hail King Donald! He solved the problem he himself caused! What a business GENIUS!”

Face Eating Leopards: “Munch! Chew! Nom!”

Everywhere there’s lots of leopards

Leading leopard lives

You can see them out for dinner

With their leopard wives

Clutching forks and knives

To eat MAGA faces!

Yes.

He’s deliberately placed the Nimitz, an obsolete and comparatively low-tech vessel, in reach of Iranian attack submarines. That will be the new Gulf of Tonkin. There will be a draft, and the use of tactical nuclear weapons is inevitable.

Sadly, that’s exactly the plan.

Could anyone find his balls?

Optimistic of you to think there’s still a constitution.

You think they care about any of that? Let them die, is what they say

Coming to all 50 states next year.

Office with a public college, WFH 60%

When the draft is restored, they’ll do it by Zip Code. Urban and poorer suburban kids go first.

Don’t bother. Hypocrisy is the gas, and cognitive dissonance the oil that power Conservatism.

“I deserve all the Nobel prizes in a most bigly way! Literature, Art Of The Deal is a masterpiece! Very good. Math and economics, I knew exactly how much to borrow from the Saudis! Frankly I’m very smart. Physics, medicine, who needs that woke crap? Bleach cures everything! I’m pretty sure I’m the greatest man who ever lived. All real Americans think the Nobel Prize should just be called the Trump Prize, believe me.”

I predicted back in 2000 that the net would become a big complex system of cable channels, you pay for every site you visit. It’s sure AF going that way.

Something wonderful is gone forever. Thanks America.

And it’s one-two-three

What are we fighting for?

Don’t ask me, I don’t give a damn

Next stop will be Iran!

Food history fascinates me. I’m just that nerdy.

There will never be another meaningful election in the United States, ever again. It will be like Russia, the Correct Party always wins.

A fierce jungle apex predator! (In her little cat mind anyway).

Don’t worry, they’ll take that funding out of Medicare, education, transportation, etc.

It’s going away. Along with Social Security, Medicare, and public schools and libraries.

This is what you chose, America. Praise Jesus and get back to work.

This is a dictatorship. The law only applies to non-MAGA.