Glad I never stopped calling it EB Games.

Sounds like a nutjob if she’s being vague and unwilling to clarify. You dodged a bullet.

Every time you log in, maximize a window, lock your PC, etc, your desktop icons randomly arrange themselves by penis. Open a folder, forced to display files as icons and arranged by penis. Try to view all your open windows on your desktop, you guessed it, penis.

You do make some decent points, but the console has one major aspect that PC simply does not have: convenience. I install a game and I’m playing it. No settings to tweak, no need to make sure my drivers are up to date, no need to make sure other programs I’m running are interfering with the game, none of that. If I get a game for my console I know it absolutely will work, with the exception of a simply shitty game which happens on PC too.

The other thing I wanted to touch on was the cheap games. That’s just as relevant on console nowadays. For example, I’ve been slowly buying the Yakuza games for $10-$15 each. That’s the exact same discounts I’ve seen on Steam.

For backwards compatibility, it depends on your console. Xbox is quite impressive - if you have an Xbox Series X you can play any game ever released for any Xbox all the way back to the original. Just stick in the disc. With PlayStation, it’s just PS4 games that the PS5 is backwards compatible with. Sony needs to do better. And with Nintendo… lol.

Yeah, with a PC you can do other things than gaming. For most of that you can get a cheap laptop. There are definitely edge cases where a powerful PC is needed such as development, CAD, AI, etc. But on average a gaming-spec PC is not necessary. I’m saying that as a developer and systems administrator for the past 14 years.

Along with paying for multiplayer I get access to a large catalog of games as well as additional games every month. Yes they’re inaccessible if I stop paying, but that’s not really a big deal. Even all that aside, I pretty much play single player games anyway.

Also, when a game comes out I know it’ll work. No driver bugs, no messing with settings, no checking minimum and recommended specs, it just works. And it works the same for everyone on the platform. I don’t have any desire to spend a bunch of time tweaking settings to get things just right, only to have the game crash for some esoteric reason or another.

I mean, for the price of a mid range graphics card I can still buy a whole console. GPU prices are ridiculous. Never mind everything else on top of that.

I’ve been discovering positive and negative sensory overload. When my girl slowly scratches my scalp, I get the best positive sensory overload. Mid-sentence, I’ll just stop abruptly if she starts.

Trying to get Bloodborne running on my steam deck, then setting up the randomizer.

https://old.reddit.com/r/BloodbornePC/comments/1i2l5r5/bloodborne_randomizer_installation_guide_mo2_and/

Learning swear words in Hindi and just letting them have it. Better than therapy. Call them untouchable, it’s scathing.

The Machine?

Replace all pawns with checkers.

In which way, do you think? People will write even more code with AI, or people realize it’s a bad idea and stop?

Get help.

Every day I’m spuddlin’

As a pro gun control Canadian… nah, you got this one.

Construct mega chessatron.

With a side of ‘); DROP TABLE Orders; —

Actually, yeah. I was interested before, but the posts I saw actually sold me on the game.

Cool cool cool yeah, let me just do that and live out of a cardboard box. We get jobs because of this thing called money. Handy stuff, it lets us obtain things we need to live.

You want people to dedicate their working lives to making change? Find a way to enable that while also earning a livable income.