MFs screaming “I was born in 1990”

I’m sure the lektor gave an outstanding performance

Oh no, what a shame. My thot sand prayers go to that nazi scumbag that helped worsen global warming by burning the amazon

we found out what the real hatred was all together. It was misanthropy 🖤

brass eye s1e4 , the scene where they parody Eurotrash

Also when I see a Black Metal band with “wolf” in its name

yeah

Fair point, but how does it reconcile that 11 and 12 comes before 2?

it doesn’t, it reconciles that 02 comes before 11

garbage in, garbage out

After all, Obama ate a hot dog with Dijon fucking mustard.

Congrats?

the yellow category is too unsophisticated, I thought one of the things was going to be “US sports teams” but wasn’t.

right, then what if you could sync any bluetooth headphones to the case? mind blown

edit : or if it had a 3.5mm jack, so you could use wired headphones too? amazing. in fact, what if it also took AA batteries for emergencies?

RIP your (partner’s?) cock

leaving no need to carry your $1000 phone on a run.

my brother in christ it’s called an MP3 player.

*gets bogged down in poison swamp*

Oh my god! Op is worse than the devil! Someone call the moderators! Oh the humanity!

could the food I ate be what’s making me sick?

No, it must be the water.

Because every time is someone’s first time, and due to voter registration being necessary a zillion years before the actual vote, no one specifies that and runs "VOTE ON NOV N^TH " ads a week before the election day.

Surf’s up!