Capo’d at what appears to be the 5th fret, so technically they’re playing a B major chord

3rd fret, so technically they’re playing a A# major chord~~

This gif gave me wood

Turbo AIDS? You know that is just a made up name, right?

Everyone knows it’s called Super AIDS™

You could totally be a great Satyr for Halloween

Pretzels so hard you worry about cracking a tooth while eating them. But the taste is so good, you just say “fuck it”

The correct reply is…

“There’s really only one way you could have me, and that is [describe whatever sort of sexual kink you’re into]. After that, I might consider it.”

Joke’s on you - I’m into that kinda stuff!

This guy guns

Ever been to the States?

Really curious to hear details

Best reply here. Thank you, FistingEnthusiast!

Where are you encountering these types of conversations on Lemmy? I haven’t hardly noticed any sort of debates or conversations like that here. I just figured most conservatives just avoid this place either because they are keeping to their own echo chambers or aren’t smart enough to figure out how Lemmy works

The future is now, old man!

I got a reply from him on Reddit once. Well, maybe his assistant, but whatever. What a bummer. Definitely thought is peak role was on Top Secret. Loved that film so much! Guess I’m going to have to go watch it again

Fascinating Horror did a video about one of the most famous and deadly tornado events in history - the Finger of God

To be more specific, they a verb.

Those look delicious, but hold the cilantro for me (yeah, I’m one of those weirdos).

Well done!

Water for hydration

One of the following depending on my mood:

• Old Fashioned
• Whiskey Sour
• Margarita
• Negroni
• Red wine (Cab or Pinot)
• Beer (stout or an IPA)

Bartenders scatter when they see you coming.

Those are truly amazing specimens! That’s a hell of a collection. I’d be interested in seeing more about how they keep and raise all these creatures