I call Patrick Subaru in face-up attack position!

Wait, you guys are fearless behind a screen? D:

AND MY STONE!

I’d love to know why this is being down voted. Anyway, probably. At least, he could have done a lot of good by not being such a massive piece of shit. The other way around, yeah, he’s doing his best to prep up fascism right now.

Tofu stands guard at the window! Thank you for keeping us safe, Tofu!

Oh! Oh, I do this, and it’s awful!

🦭 💨

Theres a mallard couple that frequents the pond near me. Ducks sure are something!

I don’t think they did. In the bible, Jesus died Friday afternoon and rose Sunday morning. That’s pretty close to two days- just over a day and a half, depending on when God yoinked his son’s spirit.

The tradition took place over three days, but we’ll know if he’s a’risin’ by the day and a half mark.

“Society when kids are no longer … beaten into submission” is exactly the take I needed to get my morning going!

Florida Ounces energy

You think theres a world where they pivot from 3 to 1? I can’t imagine this regime apologizing and flip-floping on anything :3

They accidentally sent the letter but they’ll still make good on it. Thats my guess.

Lock one in the airlock, and confine the already-in one to quarters. If Outside Ramirez is bad but can’t defeat the module’s external shielding, this isn’t a good plan. This has the downside of bringing Bad Ramirez to Earth but the upside of not forcing Either Ramirezs, good or bad, to fight for their life. Anyway, fucking love this. Thanks for reminding me of the horror of a Second Ramirez.

“The Age of forgor” has a good vibe to it

I bring words of encouragement: Fuck yeah. Any hit you don’t take is a win, so keep at it!

I struggle with alcohol and I’m not gonna drink today again. Maybe skip a hit for a stranger on the internet, and the world’ll keep a couple lights a little longer.

“I don’t care about your comfort (and your health a little, but its your choice)”

“Well I don’t care about your health(or your comfort, but its my choice), so here we are.”

Bear, unless the gorilla has a big stick

I suppose you could get a hose and connect it to the cooler and window. With a fan (blowing in), you would get cooler, wetter outdoor air.

Utter Shitpost or Accurate Jojo Plot? There really just isn’t any way to tell

They came for the cyclists, too? :(