I’M WATCHING ALL THIS SISSY PORN BECAUSE I’M REALLY INTO ANCIENT GREECE, MOM

I’m familiar with it, I do a lot of business there

I said biiiiiiiiitch

Which kid did he name PS5?

If I ever get the chance I’m absolutely going to become the undisputed “deporter” in chief.

It’s like watching a horse. Loose in a hospital!

Whoever posted that the other day might have broken me.

I made no such claims

It’s okay I already asserted my dominance in that one. And before you ask, yes, I heavily emphasized the ‘ass’ part of asserted in my head when I wrote it.

On my back so I can maintain eye contact

Lmao, I was about to say I’m cis but women’s kind of fucks.

They call me Mister Green because I’ve got that LOW T

They’re from the 80’s when bad meant good

Lmao, I always got the same dreams but absolutely woke up in a panic. Turns out I’ve had sleep apnea my whole life and it was my brain screaming for oxygen. It probably means that you’re just having them as normal dreams but because your body isn’t literally trying to kill itself you don’t get all bent out of shape about it.

Someone needs to pin this post as the correct definition of the term ‘critical support.’

You sir have won the Internet today. I’d give you gold if I had any. *Edit: Thanks for the gold kind stranger!

It seems impressive at first but then you realize that he couldn’t get to a shelter even if he wanted to due to the enormous size of his dick and balls.

Men (especially white men) are raised to expect a dominant position in society. The abundance of those dominant positions has been waning for fifty years but the way society gasses up young men hasn’t changed, which leads to increasingly broken brained men. Women and minorities are conditioned to expect a lower/subservient/supportive role in society so they cope with drought of dominant positions much better.

I have empathy for it but any solution short of lesbian Pol Pot seems to be insufficient. Maybe we all need to start worshipping Stalin more openly and he’ll gain power in the warp like the Emperor of Mankind and be able to finally do something about it all.

Marrying this loser

Yeah I guess I mean that’s an obvious concern and this is an unbelievably prestigious journal with an insanely high bar for publication. It’s unlikely that they didn’t adequately address that concern, it’s just impossible to know how without being able to read the paper.

Cell is the most rigorous journal in the world. For a paper like this I’m sure they put the group through the ringer. It says they submitted it in October of last year and worked on revisions until May.

I don’t have access to journal subscriptions anymore but I’ll try to get creative for this one.

Jerker Jerkerson